She should totally get up to go pee like a million times. Or, lurk behind him in every camera angle.

Yes, our governor who might be able to out-tantrum Trump. I’m sure Paulie’s lips are already pursed just waiting to kiss Donny’s ass. 

Anyone in Canada looking for a spouse? Either gender. I love cats. I can’t cook but our house will be spotless.

(at 23 I was told I was “losing time” to find a man because I was single)

I get that. I know mothers can be just as brutal. I mentioned fathers because its such a rigid patriarchal society. 

I know a woman who is a social worker and after the wall fell she traveled to Russia as part of a group to help set up a social work system there. She said that the number one thing they desperately wanted to do was to learn how to stop the rampant physical abuse.  It was virtually unchecked and the scale was…

It’s a little more prevalent in Russia. Their government has historically pushed blind obedience to authority and this trickles right down into family dynamics. Plus, well, lots of alcohol. 

“In Russian traditional family culture parent-child relationships are built on the authority of the parents’ power,” adding, “The laws should support that family tradition.”

Hence, the reason why it can be concluded that she was in a state called “desperation”, which is defined as: “a state of despair, typically one that results in rash or extreme behavior.”

She did it in a bathtub full of water, which I imagine gave her a greater sense of ease and control over the process rather than flinging herself down stairs and giving herself a concussion or broken bones. I don’t think it was like she madly jabbing the thing inside her because she was high or in a manic state or…

The best age to have a kid is when you are emotionally and financially ready and have a loving an supportive partner and family to help out, when the world is a safe and nurturing environment in which to raise them, and when they have a bright future ahead of them, full of wealth and opportunity.

I was there too and I remember those signs. It was my first year in college and it was my first real exposure to “the world”. Grew up in a solidly Catholic (and particularly racist) town that I was more than happy to get out of. My very last class in class in high school was spent listening to my science teacher let…

Eeeew. I’m just picturing the inevitable dad-daughter dance. Ugh.

I’m an ex-smoker who still longs to be a smoker but ulimately values living past 50. I am seriously contemplating buying a pack and keeping it around just so I can have a couple before the ten or fifteen minutes it will take for the retaliatory nukes to reach us.

I wouldn’t put it past him to show us all on inauguration day.

This is a man with no policy other than “LOOK AT ME, LOOK HOW FUCKING GREAT I AM, I’M PRESIDENT”.

But its all ok because, you know, he got better ratings than Arnold.

Fuck you all for making this the best thread of the day.

ABC is going off the deep end in general. Watched Good Morning America for the first time in a long time yesterday. TV News is now done in front of a studio audience who laughs at clearly canned jokes? And I use the term “news” lightly. Most of it was about Nick and the season premier.

I didn’t know that. My mistake.