Because I’d rather vote for a non perfect candidate than a lunatic. Trump is a lunatic. I’ll take the career politician who isn’t up front about everything over the guy who can’t emotionally handle a side-eye from a critic. 

Clinton couldn’t be prosecuted. To be prosecuted she would have had to sent emails to unauthorized persons with the INTENT of disclosing confidential information. She was STUPID in using her own server for work, but she didn’t INTEND to subvert the United States of America by intentionally sending classified…

Ugh, keyboards are cesspools. 

I once saw a woman on the bus sneeze directly into her palm and then grab the pole to get up. I officially became a germaphobe at that very moment.

And they give out multiple goodies.

Better hair? Sense of decency?

DEAR GOD I’M GOING TO MISS YOU PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!! I don’t care what anyone thinks.

“Barack. It’s adorable, but focus. Leader of the free world and all.”

Have you seen Channel Zero on Syfy? It’s about kids who turn into murderers because of watching broadcasts in the tv snow that only they can see.

That would be a definite no.

It’s been kinda slow since the crying baby/pancake scandal of ‘15.

Is Maine’s Portland weird too?

Ahhh, the Dubya years. Trump makes him looks like perfectly acceptable president. 

True story. I once heard a judge ask a college kid if he was drunk when he peed on the doorknob of a girl in his dorm. The young man stood up straight and said “No, m’am!” with pride. The judge looked up and said “Oh. I wish you had been. I’d feel better about this.” Courtroom burst out laughing. 

So, are ghost stories that turned out not to be ghost stories, just my asshole cat doing stuff in the middle of the night acceptable?

No, “doing something stupid” is when you’re 12 and you jump in your neighbors pool without their permission, or, when you’re 16 and let your friend Larry, who doesn’t have a license, drive your car.

And, you plus two pussies makes a threesome! Scandalous.

He really is oblivious to how trashy and tacky his tastes are.

next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

He doesn’t have time for all that measuring. He’s a busy man. Lots of women to ogle and grope.