“We’d be more than happy to help Mr. Trump dress better—because at the end of the day, we all have to look at him”

Oh, sorry. I didn’t think of the demon spawn. My apologies!

Fallwell is kind of dead. But if he could speak out from the eternal inferno in which he now resides, he would totally endorse Trump. 

Isn’t the generation that was raised without readily available porn 24/7 so quaint? 

When the story first broke and they were bleeping everything, my mother called me to ask what all the bleeped out words were, since she doesn’t use the internet. It was a milestone in our relationship, me talking to her about pussies and ass and tits. Proud mother-daughter moment. 

I know. We can FINALLY say, without a shred of doubt, that the republican party is no longer the party of God and “family values”. That’s just a bunch of crap. 

Why is she not on our TV every single night??????

Totally off topic, just looking at some of the storylines. Were people in 1990 having phone sex via their work fax machines?????? 

Screw the balloons, there was a pony there! Lucky 1% children.

The gloating will be short-lived. If he wins he’s going to be a spectacularly bad president from the get-go. He’s gonna make Dubya look like the most competent president ever.

I knew a girl who would light things on fire and toss them out the dorm window. They could have been soul mates.

Yeah, if he wins I will not be watching any news, at least until he’s being impeached. Which he will be.

I think that is a fabulous idea.

Melania must have to take a lot of medication (self or prescribed) to get through a night with this guy.

In Trump’s world, men are supposed to have big wallets. Women are supposed to have big bazongas. That’s it.

This man lacks even the tiniest amount of self-awareness. He wouldn’t be able to shut himself up to LITERALLY save his life.

Beat ya. I have crocs that my cat put teeth holes in it. Also, what is this “sex” you speak of? Is it new? 

All I want to hear is: “We’ve designed a seat belt that won’t roll off your boobs and onto your trachea.”

Edited to add: If doctors want to keep us sick, then they would NEVER give vaccines, ever.

Some of those fears are kinda true. “Big pharma” is predatory in a LOT of ways, but that doesn’t mean that all medications and treatments are harmful or unnecessary. It’s unfortunate that the lines are being blurred and people jump from “Big Pharma pushes unnecessary drugs to make profit” to “Vaccines are dangerous…