C’mon, Trudeau, everyone knows that the thumbs in the ears moose antler pose works every time. Along with the crossing of eyes and the sticking out of tongue.

No, definitely not. Men also think that women like dick pics for some bizarre reason.

He’s got issues, but jealousy isn’t one of them. More about an issue of bloodflow to the brain.

Oh my God. They’ve completely failed. If ANYTHING they had to have designed seat belts that stay in place over our cleavage instead of riding up and choking us!!

Of course they’re credible! I stare at green tea for ten minutes everyday so I won’t ever get cancer, or even broken bones if I fall off of a tall building!

Seriously, how can CBS not see this coming from a mile away. No one there said “Errr, maybe openly accusing the wrong person could spell trouble for us?”.

Very true. 

I channel surfed onto this last night. I felt dirty by the time they went to commercial. I expect this crap from the slimy cable channels like TLC, but CBS? Seriously, what’s wrong with you guys? 

But she’s agreeing to visitation and joint legal custody which means that he probably isn’t a monster or anything. If he was doing something really wrong, it would be full custody with no visitation.

What is happening in the Hundred Acre Wood? Are these animals escaping from somewhere? A poorly run circus, maybe?

I hope its him only because I can’t stand him.

No no no no no. Not Martin Sheen. I CANNOT have West Wing taken away from me.

New university motto: “We can’t provide you with access to that database you need to complete your research because it costs an ungodly amount of money, but by golly, go and enjoy the nice new scoreboard at the football field!”

Well, in a just world, they could sue the NRA and all the second amendment assholes over the years who have made it their life’s work to see that every sick fucker in this country is legally equipped with as many deadly weapons as possible.

That’s never not an option.

That does not make for good television.

As long as Sandra Bullock is not on it. Keanu can be though.

I know, you’d think they’d blow up a section of highway so it would have to jump a 50 foot gap. That would be awesome.

I blame OJ for starting this crap.

Ha! I knew the answer to this when I was young, broke, and drove a 1984 Chevy Citation.