What “responsible” gun owner did she get it from? All guns start out their lives legally.

After the robbers attempted to escape, they were also pursued by the Patel family in their car—guess it runs in the family.

Oh my God, I had a clown doll when I saw this. I wasn’t supposed to watch it because I was too young and too emotionally fragile to handle anything more than Bugs bunny cartoons. My brothers thought it would be hilarious to watch me get scared and freaked out (we’re no longer close). After that, I snuck the clown doll…

I’ll force myself to sit through Bachelor in Paradise

I tried that approach a year ago with Trump. It didn’t work.

For years I’ve heard right wingers say that liberals are all about the entitlements, that they want to get something for nothing, etc. etc. etc. It’s really the right wingers who are the entitled ones. I mean this woman thinks she should be considered funny just for showing up and throwing out some bad jokes that she…

Yep. Spend $700 on books. Get $32.29 when selling them back. Essentially enough money for gas to get home.

I was a little bit later than that - Smurfs. I friggin loved my Smurf lunchbox.

Or get smashed to bits at the bottom of my backpack.

Exactly. If this guy had abducted, tied up, and beaten a stranger for a week, he would have been considered a monster and potential serial killer. But the fact that he was married to her made him somehow appear less violent or dangerous? The judge was probably wondering what this woman did to make her husband so…

Nah. The judge won’t lose sleep. He’ll probably be at a steak barbecue for at Brock Turner’s this weekend.

I was driving a friend to the bus station and heard it on the radio. It wasn’t even a news station, the dj announced it between songs.

The judge should have this woman’s picture tattooed on his forehead along with the words “I helped kill her.”

The same is true with pants. Don’t ever say you like someone’s pants over there.

He’s from Texas. Soooo.........that says it all right there.

If this is an advanced civilization, I would be willing to send Donald Trump and my ex as ambassadors.

The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

My mother watched this show incessantly and I suffered through a good bit of them. What spooked me about her is one episode when she was playing carnival games with the younger kids and she really tried hard to beat them and went on a victory spree like she just won the super bowl. It was like - lady they’re your…

That episode haunts me. Now even more so.

After 9/11 I’d suffer through conversations about how we can’t trust people in Muslim “garb” on planes. Duh, the hijackers were wearing chinos and button-down dress shirt you idiots.