Have you seen Channel Zero on Syfy? It’s about kids who turn into murderers because of watching broadcasts in the tv snow that only they can see.

That would be a definite no.

It’s been kinda slow since the crying baby/pancake scandal of ‘15.

Is Maine’s Portland weird too?

Ahhh, the Dubya years. Trump makes him looks like perfectly acceptable president. 

True story. I once heard a judge ask a college kid if he was drunk when he peed on the doorknob of a girl in his dorm. The young man stood up straight and said “No, m’am!” with pride. The judge looked up and said “Oh. I wish you had been. I’d feel better about this.” Courtroom burst out laughing. 

So, are ghost stories that turned out not to be ghost stories, just my asshole cat doing stuff in the middle of the night acceptable?

No, “doing something stupid” is when you’re 12 and you jump in your neighbors pool without their permission, or, when you’re 16 and let your friend Larry, who doesn’t have a license, drive your car.

And, you plus two pussies makes a threesome! Scandalous.

He really is oblivious to how trashy and tacky his tastes are.

next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

He doesn’t have time for all that measuring. He’s a busy man. Lots of women to ogle and grope.

“We’d be more than happy to help Mr. Trump dress better—because at the end of the day, we all have to look at him”

Oh, sorry. I didn’t think of the demon spawn. My apologies!

Fallwell is kind of dead. But if he could speak out from the eternal inferno in which he now resides, he would totally endorse Trump. 

Isn’t the generation that was raised without readily available porn 24/7 so quaint? 

When the story first broke and they were bleeping everything, my mother called me to ask what all the bleeped out words were, since she doesn’t use the internet. It was a milestone in our relationship, me talking to her about pussies and ass and tits. Proud mother-daughter moment. 

I know. We can FINALLY say, without a shred of doubt, that the republican party is no longer the party of God and “family values”. That’s just a bunch of crap. 

Why is she not on our TV every single night??????

Totally off topic, just looking at some of the storylines. Were people in 1990 having phone sex via their work fax machines??????