Screw the balloons, there was a pony there! Lucky 1% children.

The gloating will be short-lived. If he wins he’s going to be a spectacularly bad president from the get-go. He’s gonna make Dubya look like the most competent president ever.

I knew a girl who would light things on fire and toss them out the dorm window. They could have been soul mates.

Yeah, if he wins I will not be watching any news, at least until he’s being impeached. Which he will be.

I think that is a fabulous idea.

Melania must have to take a lot of medication (self or prescribed) to get through a night with this guy.

In Trump’s world, men are supposed to have big wallets. Women are supposed to have big bazongas. That’s it.

This man lacks even the tiniest amount of self-awareness. He wouldn’t be able to shut himself up to LITERALLY save his life.

Beat ya. I have crocs that my cat put teeth holes in it. Also, what is this “sex” you speak of? Is it new? 

All I want to hear is: “We’ve designed a seat belt that won’t roll off your boobs and onto your trachea.”

Edited to add: If doctors want to keep us sick, then they would NEVER give vaccines, ever.

Some of those fears are kinda true. “Big pharma” is predatory in a LOT of ways, but that doesn’t mean that all medications and treatments are harmful or unnecessary. It’s unfortunate that the lines are being blurred and people jump from “Big Pharma pushes unnecessary drugs to make profit” to “Vaccines are dangerous…

C’mon, Trudeau, everyone knows that the thumbs in the ears moose antler pose works every time. Along with the crossing of eyes and the sticking out of tongue.

No, definitely not. Men also think that women like dick pics for some bizarre reason.

He’s got issues, but jealousy isn’t one of them. More about an issue of bloodflow to the brain.

Oh my God. They’ve completely failed. If ANYTHING they had to have designed seat belts that stay in place over our cleavage instead of riding up and choking us!!

Of course they’re credible! I stare at green tea for ten minutes everyday so I won’t ever get cancer, or even broken bones if I fall off of a tall building!

Seriously, how can CBS not see this coming from a mile away. No one there said “Errr, maybe openly accusing the wrong person could spell trouble for us?”.

Very true. 

I channel surfed onto this last night. I felt dirty by the time they went to commercial. I expect this crap from the slimy cable channels like TLC, but CBS? Seriously, what’s wrong with you guys?