But she’s agreeing to visitation and joint legal custody which means that he probably isn’t a monster or anything. If he was doing something really wrong, it would be full custody with no visitation.

What is happening in the Hundred Acre Wood? Are these animals escaping from somewhere? A poorly run circus, maybe?

“Really? You’re blaming us? By far, humans have been the most destructive species on the planet. And you’re the reason that cats became invasive species in the first place. We didn’t build boats and invent agriculture which brought in rodents by the millions. So fuck you.”

I hope its him only because I can’t stand him.

No no no no no. Not Martin Sheen. I CANNOT have West Wing taken away from me.

New university motto: “We can’t provide you with access to that database you need to complete your research because it costs an ungodly amount of money, but by golly, go and enjoy the nice new scoreboard at the football field!”

Well, in a just world, they could sue the NRA and all the second amendment assholes over the years who have made it their life’s work to see that every sick fucker in this country is legally equipped with as many deadly weapons as possible.

That’s never not an option.

That does not make for good television.

As long as Sandra Bullock is not on it. Keanu can be though.

I know, you’d think they’d blow up a section of highway so it would have to jump a 50 foot gap. That would be awesome.

I blame OJ for starting this crap.

Ha! I knew the answer to this when I was young, broke, and drove a 1984 Chevy Citation.

What “responsible” gun owner did she get it from? All guns start out their lives legally.

After the robbers attempted to escape, they were also pursued by the Patel family in their car—guess it runs in the family.

Oh my God, I had a clown doll when I saw this. I wasn’t supposed to watch it because I was too young and too emotionally fragile to handle anything more than Bugs bunny cartoons. My brothers thought it would be hilarious to watch me get scared and freaked out (we’re no longer close). After that, I snuck the clown doll…

I’ll force myself to sit through Bachelor in Paradise

I tried that approach a year ago with Trump. It didn’t work.

For years I’ve heard right wingers say that liberals are all about the entitlements, that they want to get something for nothing, etc. etc. etc. It’s really the right wingers who are the entitled ones. I mean this woman thinks she should be considered funny just for showing up and throwing out some bad jokes that she…

Yep. Spend $700 on books. Get $32.29 when selling them back. Essentially enough money for gas to get home.