I was a little bit later than that - Smurfs. I friggin loved my Smurf lunchbox.

Or get smashed to bits at the bottom of my backpack.

I saw a video of a guy free climbing a while back. I just about peed my pants watching it. You literally have to be insane to do that.

Exactly. If this guy had abducted, tied up, and beaten a stranger for a week, he would have been considered a monster and potential serial killer. But the fact that he was married to her made him somehow appear less violent or dangerous? The judge was probably wondering what this woman did to make her husband so…

Nah. The judge won’t lose sleep. He’ll probably be at a steak barbecue for at Brock Turner’s this weekend.

I was driving a friend to the bus station and heard it on the radio. It wasn’t even a news station, the dj announced it between songs.

The judge should have this woman’s picture tattooed on his forehead along with the words “I helped kill her.”

The same is true with pants. Don’t ever say you like someone’s pants over there.

He’s from Texas. Soooo.........that says it all right there.

If this is an advanced civilization, I would be willing to send Donald Trump and my ex as ambassadors.

The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

My mother watched this show incessantly and I suffered through a good bit of them. What spooked me about her is one episode when she was playing carnival games with the younger kids and she really tried hard to beat them and went on a victory spree like she just won the super bowl. It was like - lady they’re your…

That episode haunts me. Now even more so.

Quequeg would NOT agree. Although, I am generally in favor of a “more dogs the better” outlook on life.

After 9/11 I’d suffer through conversations about how we can’t trust people in Muslim “garb” on planes. Duh, the hijackers were wearing chinos and button-down dress shirt you idiots.

Apparently they think Muslim women plan terror attacks while they go for a swim and watch their kids make sandcastles?

Exactly. This is Christian, Duggar-style swimwear.

Congrats France! You are closing in on being just as ignorant and hateful than certain groups of Americans.

Damn. Cutting them in half? At that point I’d just put a $1 roll of Scott toilet paper on the table and be done with it all. Not at all classy, but neither is cutting napkins in half. Would save a lot of time.

She’s due a lot of overtime.