"All going according to plan.... "

Now, if we can only convince a group of violent Jihadis to go by the name of Lady Edith.

I long for the day when science allows us to implant unwanted fetuses into Republican men.

Just a reminder.

I know. What happened to meeting for coffee in a public place first, you know, before moving in together?

I think Wilson is my favorite. That smile!

peaches in tutu, Wilson and Pepper T as a pumpkin.

Do you know hard it is to be banned from starbucks? You have to actually try.

Thank you grumpy.

Use him to train police dogs...without protective gear.

Cricket magazine. Wow. There's a blast from the past.

Okay,

Scary Story?... okay

Ahhhh!! I've been waiting all year for this feature. I don't really have any ghost experiences, but I have had bizarre dreams involving dead people from my life. I had a lot of dreams involving my grandmother after she died, but the most recent one happened about a month ago. I dreamed that I was meeting my entire…

When you invite this be-wigged twatwaffle on your show as an expert in public health, you should automatically lose your right to call yourself a 'news network".

Classic Spencer. Always getting Ebola.

Succinctly said.

You really wonder what the inside of someone's head is like when they see someone who has been horribly injured, and their first instinct is to snap a photo.

please enjoy this picture of my cat in a tie.

I agree x1000. Sometimes I seriously feel like becoming a hermit in the deep woods.