Duh, it's made of ham. Clue is in the name.

As the resident Paul Bunyan in many of my relationships, please don't do that. It's pretty condescending and infantilizing. I'm on to people who do it, and it makes me feel manipulated, and honestly, rather angry.

Poor Payton.

"And if you press this button Carson will bring us tea."

I was working as a cocktail waitress at a place that also served dinner, and I had a table of about a dozen people one night who were going to dine and then stay for the show. At the beginning of dinner the woman who appeared to be the coordinator waved at me and said they'd be paying with a company credit card, and…

This pretty much sums up Kirk Cameron...

I've been pretty lucky when it comes to flying. Probably the worst incident i ahd was when i wa sin front of someone who was discussing movies and it sounded like he was giving the plot of the Nicole Kidman movie "The Others" which was annoying me because i hadn't seen the movie yet and i wanted to.

Years ago, when I was first exploring the feminist blogosphere, I read a thread on Feministe discussing period sex. The author, Jill, started off by saying that any man who didn't want to have sex with their partner while she was on her period was misogynistic. Then about 1/3rd of the comments proceeded to state that…

Is "put his hand on my ceiling" a euphemism?

Except Ben Franklin. He'd have been all over that.

I've always said, as parents it's important to give our kids something to talk to their future therapists about.

That is my intention.

Oh, and we considered suing, given the dreadful treatment I'd received in the ER, which seriously worsened my condition. But in Canada, you have to look at standard of care (I don't know about the US - you guys seem to be able to sue just if you kind of were made to feel yucky). You look at what the treatment and…

This is the Pissing Contest I have been waiting for:

Look, I know that people are BUSY these days. But the fact that nobody even opened the goddamn door to that room for three whole months is nuts! NUTS!

You misunderstand my position, I think. I'm pretty sure that the 500 toilet paper roll lightsabers, 250 swords, 120 pairs of binoculars, 75 tunnels, 50 nun-chucks and 35 megaphones* he's already made will be sufficient to hold him for the rest of his childhood. As it is, I try to throw them out, but he inevitably…

GIVE ME ALL THE TUXEDO KITTEHS!!!!

Thanks! I just got my Facecatkit five minutes ago, and I already made $30!

I have the perfect control group to test this thing out on.