Can everyone just leave this poor cat alone? He doesn't need to be traveling all around the country to make movies or go on reality shows - he's a cat - he has no ability to say no and all of this probably stresses out the most laid back cat. I get it, he's grumpy, it's cute. Now just let him enjoy life at home.

And...tuxedo cats RULE THE WORLD!

Uh, haven't you seen Obama and Hillary personally board up every Christian church for the entire month of December? And the only way that he'll open them back up is if we all take a vow to join a socialist death panel and shoot a puppy? And say a prayer to Saul Alinsky while burning a bible? No? You must not be…

Exactly. Proves religion is just a bunch of bullshit. Being voluntarily poor would be too "hard" for them. I mean, sure, Jesus was tortured and died a slow painful death for them allegedly, and that in return they should repay him by living a humble life of gratitude and service, but that doesn't mean that they have…

You know, the new PJs are about the only thing I like about Christmas.

Can you review, like, every movie that comes out from this day forward?

Dementia? Possibly. But he's a lifelong actor as well.

You know, Iceland has the right idea - there should be an approved list of baby names and that's it.

Ha ha re: Minecraft. All I kept hearing about was how great Minecraft is blah blah blah. Then I actually look into Minecraft and it friggin looked like a video game from my childhood where it was "exciting" to have two rectangles knocking a little square back and forth on a black screen. This is a devolution kids -…

In other words: we don't want to piss him off because we want him on the show. And, who the f- did rape kits back in the 60's, 70's? Do these hosts actually read?

I know, they make it seem like they have to emotionally connect with every single couple they photograph. What if they show up to a hetero wedding and he doesn't like something about the groom? He may be an atheist, he may hate churches and is only getting married to placate the wife, he may say he hates all…

Oh give me a break regarding people "objecting" to that money being spent looking for a dog. If you have any savings in a bank account or if you have any equity in a house, then you are just as guilty as this woman for not taking a vow of poverty and giving all your extra money away for charitable causes.

It's amazing that we ever agree to sleep with each other.

So Curt, how is your appendix, tail, sinuses, wisdom teeth, and male nipples all doing? Performing their biological functions these days?

Good. This woman is insufferable.

Video based chat? But you can't eyeroll or make handpuppet gestures of someone blabbing away to the person across the room. Which is how I though most people talked on the phone because my mother did it throughout my entire childhood.

Our local hardware store sold them last spring. They had big pens in the middle of the store with heat lamps. Unfortunately that meant that Harriet the store cat went on vacation to the owners house for the duration.

Actually, these two seem to be soul mates. They should spend their lives together. Barred from owning any animals and having any offspring of course.

Yeah, have to agree with Jane, if you don't take an animal in because you don't have thousands in the bank of disposable income, because of simple overpopulation - a lot of animals would end up being euthanized after a short said life in a cage, not a long happy one in a home. I agree that you shouldn't make the…

Just to allay your concern, no one here thinks you sound too deep. At all.