OMG the first pic. I think you have the overlord of them all.....

I started drinking everything out of large sippy cups for this exact reason.

These are the same people who want Jesus in government, in school, and in every public place they go to because they just might forget what religion they are if someone doesn't remind them every ten minutes.

No gifts? You're....you're.....unAmerican.

"Do not watch Love Actually, Elf, Home Alone, White Christmas, or even that one X-Files episode. Fight the temptation by opting for Botched, The Walking Dead, or American Horror Story instead."

The only way there will be a "war on Christmas" is if the government boards up all the Christian churches on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. That's it.

I totally agree, but just remember, at least you don't have to go home with them.

Fucking CT. Its a batshit crazy state.

OMG can I please have his job?

The milkshake couple - they must have written campaign ads at their day job.

At least there is SOMEONE in that child's life who has some sense.

I lived in an area not too long ago where people left their car keys in the ignition. "You don't lose them that way!".

The little girl that was abducted??? She's buried in the wall!!!!! Aaaggg.

Now I'm gonna have to get up early every morning take my engine apart and put it back together before 7:15am or I will never sleep well again.

Actually I think its more scary that it was just a crossed signal and she was talking to a real man.

Well, how else would we know how to feel if a man didn't tell us?

This is another reason to add to my list about why I want to be cremated.

Ha ha. It takes a minute.

He did this while he lived in his parent's house? They have to be a whole lotta messed up too.

Seriously, someone start a gofundme page.