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Whose a pretty boy? Whose a pretty boy! Yes, you are a pretty boy!

I loved Andrea in the first season, but the whole blowjob in the car with Shane just made my affection for her drop. Then she left Michone and took way too long to figure out the Governor was awful. I don't know - I wasn't terribly upset when she died. Hate me if you will.

I dated a guy with this. He made an art form out of compensating for it. Whoever ended up with him is a lucky lucky gal.

Yeah! Drink an unhealthy beverage so you can become a cat hoarder!

This is why I hate hate hate to drive on fast roads in conditions like this. Even if you can handle that type of driving well, the chances of someone else making a mistake is high.

True, but that definitively proves that he's a douche.

So, you fell in love and lived happily ever after with the strange women who talked to you about her pap smear? Good for you. You're a success story.

Fake number. If you feel compelled to give one, always use a fake number.

A friend and I used to joke that we should summon some burps and then start picking our noses when one of these assholes approached. It would gross out the immediate bystanders but at least we'd be left alone.

Would you like us to wear a sign? Or post our dating resume on our chests? All because Mr Wonderful may approach us on the subway one day and he'll NEED to know if we're available RIGHT AWAY?

No. People read because they don't want to talk. Its the only sense of privacy in a very public place.

I found this happened A LOT when traveling overseas especially in cities. I'm not the typical girl someone would hit on - quiet, mousy looks, I looked like the stereotypical librarian at age 21 etc. But when I went abroad for a year? When they see that you're an American? In the park, on the subway, walking down a

Also, what is everyone's opinion on teeth brushing in the shower?

The Giving Tree definitely. When I got to the end of the book I was like "WTF? This is the worst message ever!"

Oh my God, how can they tell kids that? You just carry make some benign excuse as to why you can't go outside and do something inside to keep them distracted. Jeez.

Me too. Cheap alarm system - bells on the doors and windows as I don't have a dog (my cats will probably hope the guy will feed them). Also, pepper spray and one of those self defense tools on the night stand.

In other words, when we're young we try hard to impress people by being perfect and everything to everyone. When we get old, we just don't give a crap what anyone thinks anymore. It's wonderful. Life is much better then.

I want every single kitten in the known universe right now.

I HATE it to. I am the world's biggest baby when it comes to that. When I have to have blood drawn - I need to have lidocaine on the skin beforehand, have to lie down during it, and they cannot tell me what they are doing - don't tell me the needle is going in - just do it and get it done. Its a much better experience