OYAKATASAMAAAAAA!!!

I am the patty of my bun.

This reminded me how much I like hamburgers. I really want one now.

Yup. Don't Starve paved the road on this one, I'm afraid.

However, CDProjekt has an opportunity to make a shaving mini game where you can cut yourself or style your own beard if they REALLY want to.

But... I REALLY want them to.

For real. Wilson's beard actually even serves a very important gameplay purpose too!

We grew beards before it was cool.

You forgot about Don't Starve! Not only does your beard grow there, but you can also craft a razor in order to shave!

In Don't Starve, Maxwell grows a beard over time. I think it has 4 or 5 stages of growth and then you can shave it and use your beard hair to make stuff.

it was already a thing in Don't Starve

No, if they wanted to prove that, they would just have published that demo on PSN. This is a cheap way to sell some extra copies of a not so good game.

I'd agree that I think it's really ridiculous that we get things like MGS Ground Zero and Gran Turismo Prologue, which are being glorified demos. That's a pretty crappy practice.

And if you think it's ridiculous to pay anything for a demo, look at it this way: In Japan, a movie in the theater costs about 1800 yen (about $15) for two hours of fun. I have gotten more than two hours of fun out of the Final Fantasy XV demo already and—thanks to people figuring out how to break the demo and explore…

I just got Besige last week and I can't get enough of it. It feels so satisfying to beat a level after tweaking you machine like 50x times.

Save-Game deleted? D:

But then you'll wake up and forget your game dream...

I like Nintendo surprises. I'm going to go with the "game while you sleep" machine.

Years ago (I think I was about 9), my parents, aunt, and I were visiting some giant mall in Boston. I found a holographic Raichu card from the Fossil deck near an elevator. I looked around and didn't see anyone, so I picked it up off the floor and stepped into the elevator with my family.