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I mean I’ll grant that the recruitment has a lot to do with the talent at his disposal, but the execution of his games leaves you watching and going, “What is he doing??”

The only reason Les Miles still holds a coaching job at LSU has been from insane, golden-horseshoe-up-the-ass lucky plays. Transplant him to any other college football roster without the talent he’s received at LSU and he will look like a mediocre lunatic.

Listen, we can all enjoy Dicky jacking as many dongs as he wants, but deep down we know that shaft wouldn’t be worth a sack of balls against the Big Unit.

A likely story. Those officers clearly just wanted that Arcanine for themselves.

They're more likely to Gallery Place the blame.

“Insurance company avoids responsibility.”

“Well... Was it your fault?”

It irks me that he asked a whole organization if they were one, single moron. You can be stupid all you want, Dana, but grammar is where I draw the line.

NOOOOOOO!! Now what boring, repetitive thing will ESPN inundate us with???

*Some joke about it being in Mississippi and domestic violence/relationships with family member*

It's a groundbreaking opportunity for Howard to go from being overpaid and meaningless in Houston to being overpaid and meaningless in Atlanta.

This is just like that time the Cleveland Browns

*Showboats like a dick despite still underachieving as a receiver in the CFL*

These rings sum up a Florida State football scholarship: costly and meaningless at the same time.

If he experiences a fatigue injury, is it still “tennis elbow” or does it become “the People’s Elbow”?

I feel like it’s fair to give them a consolation prize for having to live in Florida, America’s dong.

Trying to figure out who Alejandro de Aza plays for is baseball’s version of “Where’s Waldo?”