People need to get a fucking grip! I hate children as much as the next guy, but I have flown before. It is completely fucking rational to cry on an airplane.

Bad-mouthing coconut crabs, now. Really?!?

Louis just put out a statement admitting everything. The whole thing is sort of sad and pathetic, so it’s consistent with his public persona, I guess. I’m thinking of the woman who said her encounter with him put her off pursuing a comedy career.

If you can drink just one product from Suntory, you should drink The Yamazaki.

Starbucks was “boycotted” by people buying Starbucks coffee, just insisting their name was ‘Trump’. Jim Beam would be thrilled to be boycotted.

He is in denial, yes, because “people” currently are on the same proverbial page as you, but he is also not wrong, because people forget. Crime + time = rehabilitation; look at President George the Second.

I would say no. Except... In the summer of 2015, I moved into my then-girlfriend’s apartment, since the owner where I was living was going to sell, and my girl was like, why don’t you move in here, so I did. Above her apartment there lived an old lonely man that we never saw, but sometimes heard, when he moved…

It’s because a certain segment (the ass-segment) of the Internet thinks that Chris Evans belongs on propaganda posters (in the style of Germany, 1936), while also thinking that Jenny Slate should have her name in triple parenthesis.

All of “Uncle Terry’s” photos look like the last photo the serial killer took of his victim.

The People Under the Stairs, (1) made me laugh, (2) is directed by Wes Craven, and (3) features a man in a gimp suit shooting a gun randomly into the walls to hit people in the crawlspace.

I re-watched The People Under the Stairs recently (or, like last year or 2015), and it is not poorly done, but it is a comedy.

It Follows was so boring, like Paranormal Activity boring. I quite liked The Babadook, but I wasn’t that scared by it, really. The big disappointment for me this year, though, was The Girl With all the Gifts. I cannot fathom how they got all these quality actors to appear in it, every detail is wrong, every…

There might be a launcher where these work, but the behaviour on my nexus 5x is exactly the same with both Google Launcher and Microsoft Launcher; Try to select one of the live wallpapers, get a popup “Pixel wallpapers 2017 has stopped”, If I click “Open app again”, I get the same message with “Close app”, or…

It was just now broadcast on TV here in Norway. Nikolaj seemed 100% percent serious, and confirmed when prodded. I think it’s legit.

It almost sounds mundane, in comparison. Like a movie by the Coen brothers, just change the setting from New York/CBS to Minneapolis/WCCO-TV.

Well, they’re not rumors now, since he confessed his sins, I think without getting into the details. He treated the office like a coercive woman-buffet, more or less. It was poorly worded, but I was idly wondering when the rumors about his now-admitted misdeeds started circulating, and perhaps Goopy was nervous about…

Well, pretty banal evil, I guess, apparently there were rumors about womanizing in the office. But the choicest bit, probably was when he asked his ex-girlfriend (Merrill Markoe), who is a writer, write lines for his mistress (Stephanie Birkitt)! Birkitt was living with a CBS news producer, Robert Haldermann.…

I read this as “noted boing-boing Gwyneth Paltrow”, and that wasn’t an insult I’d heard before.

Yeah, it’s like million-ply. Fantastic. Everyone says it’s the best paper towels ever. Sad.

Are Puerto Ricans really so much of a problem that Washington, here represented by FEMA, think that killing them is the best option? In a disaster, should FEMA really be so preoccupied with who is ‘deserving’ of help that they’re making them fill out forms? –Only in America. I might add that right now prison-slaves…