Was it really one ring or was it a box of 40 $10,000 diamond rings.

I mean really, they had me at “Heathen(Norse)“.

This is such a bad take I'm actually fascinated at the reasoning behind it even though it is wildly off topic 

We are a Toliet Paper/Paper Towel only family. Works well. Screw over expensive napkins and Kleenex.

Anaco-Capitalism more or less.

Used to live in Vegas. 100% believable. Cosmo’s main priority is selling $20 drinks to old and middle aged white women. Shame too cause they have some awesome restaurants in there.

I’m a little confused with what your saying here. That said I also live in the central valley. Pretty much the only white people i have met all drive F350's and think they are cowboys even when they are god damn computer scientists. There wives taking advantage of cheap real estate prices to open up shitty “vintage”…

Who the hell dips their wings in ANYTHING. I always assumed that only existed for people who were too dumb to know what their spice level was. Like you know what i want with this wing flavor? An overwhelming gross flavor that covers it up making my choice in wing sauce/rub a completely pointless choice.

What the hell is 311?

plus like... i saw one of those pictures.  He has his shirt off and she just looks.... SUUUUPPPPEEERRR creeped out.

The reason they don’t do that is because their is no hard and fast rule on when something spoils.

My theory is that they were originally just hideous... but then the Sonic movie CGI came out and retroactively cut detective Pikachu some credit.

I think they are fine.

I think they are fine.

right? I was like “I’m worried they are going to overlook ribs” scrolled down... saw ribs, realized i didn’t see steak.

I still find it funny that they keep phrasing this choice as choosing the older people who grew up watching ESPN and literally wouldn’t know what to do anyway vs the people who actually have a choice...

but his black friend!

This is probably the best time for it.

it was more the market. Like. I love Crystal Pepsi. I’m not spending near $2 a 20 ounce more then once or twice though.

Man, you left the softball joke of calling Ben Carson an Oreo right on the table.

I’ve seen people arrested for “Burglary tools” before.