I mean just the fact that he said wheel of Fortune.  Congress must be 70 percent of it's ratings 

Who wouldn’t?  Dogs can’t elbow you in the face.

My dad would wake up at 3 am to start cooking his turkey. Never was dry but always seemed like a crazy long time to dedicate to cooking it.

Lordstown closure has been coming for over 10 years and kept getting saved so it isn’t a surprise. Sucks though. I worked at a different plant when a plant in Detroit closed and people who lived in Michigan would drive to Ohio 2-3 hours one way... Every day to work there.

The crazy thing is to make this argument you had to have passed over cases of it being called a hot dog on the packaging.

Well yeah, but, it’s not like Starfleet were good guys in TNG either.

See. I never bought that. Here is why... for all the personal idealism Roddenberry talked about... EVERY SENIOR STARFLEET OFFICER WAS EVIL, CORRUPT OR INSANE.

Neutrality. That is what i look for in my food.

a lot of people do! Getting thrown in jail is the only way of getting healthcare in America sometimes!  Or was before Obamacare.

I’ve always imagined that Pokemon is the story of a brainwashed child soldiers conquering other human settlements in a post apocalyptic world where genetically altered weapons escaped and took over all the wildlife, the actual game just being the delusion they maintain to get through everything without breaking down.

Drew man, as a guy who loves both food and beer you’ve got to make it out to Cleveland. It is a top 5 beer city and EXTREMELY underrated as a food city because people sleep on eastern European food and nobody does it better in the US then people in Slavic Village. It handles itself well in just about every other food…

Thanksgiving food isn’t meant to be good. It’s meant to be comforting. The joy of eating thanksgiving food is eating the same meal you’ve had with your family since you were like 6.

Yeah. Also like... work is like literally the only thing they likely know about you at the time so it’s the natural thing to bring up.

I needed to grab a quick lunch today and noticed the bacon fries were on the deals section of the app. So i guess they are in central California now?

Eh, i’d say they are way too different situations. The Olympics are a one time even that leaves your city with pretty useless infrastructure and costs a ton of money to make.

I hate this gang related colors shit. There is only like... 6 fucking colors man! Everything else is just a shade!

Yeah, I think that’s how they phrased it to me as well but I actually asked just because I had already dealt with airline bullshit already that day.

Don’t.

Qatar has a national Fast Food day too?

I remember the last time i rented a car, despite reserving it, they somehow didn’t have the model I reserved, so the option was to either wait around an hour or upgrade and pay more.