If fucking Exxon-Mobil says man-made climate change is real, it’s real. If you go to 1000 doctors and ~990 of them tell you that you have cancer, are you going to cover your ears and shout HURR DURRRR YOU’RE JUST BOUGHT BY THE DRUG COMPANIES I’M ALL GOOD BRO DURRR and run away?

I’m just asking for a source because my Google-fu returned nothing about the subject, that’s all.

I’ve never understood why sports is such a haven for homophobia, especially considering the amount ass-slapping and all kinds of “BRO YOU’RE SO GAY BRO LET’S STICK THE BROOM HANDLE IN THE ROOKIE” pseudohomosexual “teammate bonding” activities that go on. It’s like every single team has at least one coach openly…

The Beautiful Game™

I know it’s popular around these parts to say “hurrrr I never need help braking suddenly because I autocross and shit and never do anything while driving except sit there with my hands at 9 and 3 sitting straight up and looking straight ahead at ALL TIMES”, but I personally don’t mind it if my car has the ability to…

Careful people, you need oven mitts to handle this take it’s so hot.

I’m gonna need to see some sources for that NASCAR statistic. 1 stock car produces more NOx in one race than 100,000 people do driving to and from the race?

I think this particular instance went too far, but given that half of Congress thinks science is the devil and the climate is totally cool bro, I don’t want them regulating anything environmental over the EPA.

It Needs More Unnecessarily Capitalized Words.

It’d actually make me consider doing it for some extra cash since I wouldn’t be subjecting my own car to all the wear and tear, depreciation, and danger of strange bodily fluids.

I wish I could sign up to drive for Uber or Lyft tomorrow there. The surge pricing rates are going to be off the hook, especially the evening rush hour when a million people are all needing rides out of the city back to the suburbs.

WMATA is never expecting anything. They couldn’t manage a Brio wooden train set.

This just reminds of those fucking penguins in Mario Kart 64. They can burn in hell.