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I love fresh popcorn. So go to hell.

Ghosts is a pleasant show that sometimes makes me chuckle. I categorize it as a show to watch after you’ve plowed through all the other material you’re really excited about.

I am glad she lived to see him die first

A strange industry. The only winning move is not to direct.

Kruger actually isn’t a very good actress. Wooden.

Shoutout to Rebecca’s “oooh” reaction to Sally’s offer of Costco sheet cake for dessert. I had to jump back to watch it again, it was an excellent little moment.

Nah, that was a fake out to scare us when Randall and Beth were going through a rough patch. Another flashforward shows them hugging and kissing with wedding rings on so they're fine. 

Were you alive/aware of the world when the Challenger exploded? It was a huge story. HUGE. NASA had done a ton of outreach with public schools all over the nation and I would say it’s an easy estimate that 70% the nation’s school-aged kids were watching it live when it exploded. It was a huge tragedy, not just the

Well, hell, sitcom tv has been telling shlubby balding guys for years that they can attract hot skinny wives who will put up with all of their bullshit, so I don’t see the problem.

I’m just envious that you have your early 40's to look forward to.

Doing a standup tour in Florida right now seems like a guaranteed way to get Covid to me. That’s a possible factor too.

The Aristocrats!

2009 was kind of cool just because of all the racist shitbirds butthurt about Obama

Orlando. Seems a like punchline to filthy joke.

If I’m reading your subtext correctly, you’re implying the presence of an intoxicated alligator?

At least they’re together again.

Looks like it’s up to you.

He’s sucking dick for crack in Heaven now.

“Bob was the first comedian that I ever saw perform, when I was a boy, live, and I loved him. But one thing that bonds us as comedians is we’re bitter, and jealous, and we hate everyone else that has any success. But Bob, honestly, has never had an unkind word for anybody, and I love him, and I hope everyone else

Can you sum that up in a way that doesn’t hurt to read?