Coincidentally, “strikeout machine” is what we all call Gary from work when we are out for drinks

How the fuck am I not on this list

I bet The Dame Jo would be happy to help out.

That’s gotta be humiliating to look that dumb in front of hundreds of people.

Fuckin Gary

That motherfucker refuses to stop eating burritos on the conference call 

It was Gary, everyone knows it's Gary. It's always Gary. Isn't that right, Jeff.

I bet it was jeffvanhungry’s colleague Gary.

Several news outlets also reported that Navalny was hospitalized a day after his arrest with a “severe allergic reaction.”

That's NBA CHAMPION Jeremy Lin.

I was neutral on Toronto winning the NBA title, mainly because Aubrey and his antics off-set my admiration for some of the team’s players, but I was super happy to see Lin get a ring. Seems like a genuinely nice guy and humble... something you don’t see much of in the NBA (or sports in general) nowadays.

Because Carmelo Anthony is a delusion diva and James Dolan is a fucking idiot.

Because he’s a creepy ass creep who creeps on women like a fuckin creep

Arnheim is probably one of the best people around here. 

Thanks for the explanation. I always find it incredibly condescending that people shrieking about these things seem to think that farmers are idiots who know nothing about agricultural science.

Yeah, I’m not sure I’d want someone basically telling me to move on hours after my loved one died. 

I feel like you really dropped the ball not reminding your audience of this beauty.

Bro you need to cite your sources.

This is actually an interesting discussion in the splinter comments section, which is shocking.

Why! don’t! people! retire!