“EASY MONEY”

It's gonna be hilarious during the season when they go for a 42 yard FG on 2nd down.

Mark Burnett probs bought the rights to Impeachment (™).

364 more days til next year’s hockey tryouts, gotta toughen up!

Zlatan probably has a Be a Pro Zlatan from FIFA14 on his 32nd season in the fourth division of the FA that just pulled off the same move so he figured he would give it a shot for reals.

I’m curious what form of replay mechanism they use in the Philippines.

My dad this morning says “oh i think the crowd was late getting out to the concession stands during halftime because everyone had to watch t-pain (nope) so they had no crowd support in the third". As ridiculous as an idea I think there could be some truth to it 

I think Lowry had 3 fouls more than 60ft from the basket. The first quarter was infuriating with all the fouls while chasing offensive rebounds.

Nah that's a lawnmower.

Ooohhhiiidunnoooo, hockey jerseys are sized up for padding AND long sleeved so they look like you’re wearing a fitted sheet or just birthed a child and haven’t deflabbed yourself.

If you have 15 minutes and need a good show and you like dogs, try “It's Bruno!".

It was all silicon valley gossip. A weird blend of TMZ and Gizmodo, sorta.

I cant recall having ever had a 40oz piss.

Idle games are butt and the grind is not worth it. That said, adventure communist has too many subtleties to write off entirely (more potatoes!).

“It felt like a car wash” is Rooneyspeak for "that fuckin asshole I'm gonna need massage therapy"

Use your fucking eyes and nose people!!! We’ve evolved these sensory devices for a reason! If it smells okay and it looks okay, its probably okay!

Throw them in the ocean

Maybe the rats are the ones gentrifying. Humans are just ruining the neighborhoods potential.

Guess we know what happened to the cow from yesterday.

I’m no cow expert but when my livestock get the squirts it means something’s wrong. The stool should be well formed solids not a liquid cannon.