Someone should just make LeBron a goddamn player/coach already. It’s the only thing he’s yet to achieve.

There should really be a way to crowdfund these specific wishes into reality.

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MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmI will beg to differ.

Can't imagine a non-federal employee with a stagnant wage feels any different.

Haha nah I moved out of the GTA. Drove from Etobicoke to North York for a while. Talk about a parade of suckers.

800,000 non essential federal workers.

I didn’t want to read this whole post so I scrolled down here to say that my new year resolution has been to wake up 5 minutes earlier each day which should give me a whole extra day over the entire year.

You say NYC is full of democrats (which I’d agree with you in terms of personal leanings) but I took a vacation a few months ago and every new yorker I met was a trumper. They were from Brooklyn and Queens and were (almost all) Russian immigrants. They were also motivated voters. So on the one hand, yeah, NYC dull of…

Not sure if possible during shutdown but I’d put many many monies on Venezuelan oil sanctions. Could cause a spike in texas crude price, putting even more pressure on an already stretched thin public.

Hate to have to say it in this way but, I think the entirety of Twitter is “fake news”. The more that can be done to discourage it’s use or mentions of posts in the media would be a good thing.

Yeah they are doing this in China. It's called the Enviro pig. Supposed to put out less poop though

The answer to the question anyway is probably dehydrated processed fibre since that’s basically what poop is.

Get a Joie grinder. It's like a combination of a grinder and blender with spinning razor blades. Sounds super dangerous but works like a charm.

I got this Joie grinder thing. Must have been designed by pothead. Works like a charm.

I love AOC. Like, I barely even acknowledge to my parents that I love them (though I do). The fear of a seemingly ever fleeting future departs my psyche when AOC shares her views. I love the possibility of a society with level ground for all. And it is paralyzing to think that a person can feel such hate toward her…

Glad to see the double-team catching on in the NBA. Maybe we'll get to see some full court pressure on a professional level one day.

“Quarter pounder? I hardly knew her!”

Okay, another question about this...is the baboon aware of Epic Meal Time and has he ever requested the white house kitchen staff to recreate any of those abominations?