I left work by 6ish on Friday because my brain was cooked, thinking I could slink in off the clock tomorrow and get everything ready for Monday. Now we’re supposed to get ice all night. Just fucking swell.

A buzzard! That is so cool! They are like trashy looking dinosaurs to me.

I do but there are resources available so I don’t have to keep them. Rabbit rescue even small pet rescues for hamsters, gerbils and guinea pigs. There’s a wild animal vet nearby and for a $25 fee, they will assume responsibility for treatment and rehab/release throught the DNR. I’ve taken injured squirrels, raccoon…

Hot take, Kim.

Get out of here with your reasonable comment, that shit doesn’t fly here anymore. No SJP positivity allowed, nope nope nope. Jezzies have put forth that she is a cunt, so a cunt she will remain for all eternity ;).

I have few talents but one of them is spotting animals in distress. I mean like the shadow of a kitten in a bush along the pitch dark side of the road, a flash of a lost parakeet high up in a tree on a bike trail. I find them (and dropped money believe it or not) all the freaking time. I have probably found 3-4 guinea…

Yeah, I watched it and thought you could see her face softening a little and her lips flattening as she got further along. A lot of the shots throughout didn’t show her face a lot. I mean you can still see she had work done but her features are less inflated maybe? The moral of this story is I have way too much time…

The non-cynic in me believes her claim of privacy concerns for keeping her pregnancy journey under the radar. The cynic wonders if she kept a low profile because she wasn’t allowed to get fillers and lip injections. Thing is she doesn’t need them, original Kylie was adorable. Oh well, it’s her life.

Well that’s sure going to make for an awkward Thanksgiving dinner at the Wagner’s. Better add some extra marshmallows to the sweet potatoes for cushion.

I participate in social media for one reason, to post cute musically enhanced videos of my foster pets in need of homes. Not soul stabbing Sarah McLachlan ones, but zippy fun ones highlighting their cuteness, I even learned to edit phone video and I am a technological idiot. It really works, the word gets out, and it…

He had some work done (ear lift, tongue tightening) so looked refreshed in his later years.

Yeah, they are terrible to their pets and this one died an old age death but I still say there’s a good chance the dog nanny is the saddest. But kudos to Khloe for not bailing like the rest of them.

I don’t know. I’m a kasual Kardashian watcher and I don’t remember seeing that dog. They just monetize everything and I’m thinking the dog nanny is the one really torn up about Gabbana trotting over rainbow bridge. Maybe I’m wrong, maybe I’m right. I’ve got a cold and taking magical Sudafed and I’m crabby a little…

Dr. Luke should be in jail with Dr. Nassar.

A friend of mine counsels sex offenders. His take is that chronic life-long offenders are so driven by their sexual urges, urges that make them dismiss all societal norms and potential punishments, that they can’t handle the permanent loss of access to their victims. At the point where they finally get caught, they…

I keep hearing predictions that he’ll kill himself in jail. Thing to remember is that he’s not going to kill himself because he feels bad about the harm he’s done. They kill themselves because they have no more access to their victims. 

I knew it! Other kids didn’t have to exit moving cars for play dates or dry their hair during baths to “save time.”

Ha, I use my mom’s (maybe grandma’s?) ancient 1970s-ish crockpot all the time and it is almost identical to the murder one that killed Jack. My question is my mom told me it was fine to use when she bequeathed it to me, so IS MY MOM TRYING TO KILL ME?

It does! Even on a bad day, it makes me laugh and chill. We all score perfect 10s. 

Commercial milk replacement which is not great, often gives them diarrhea. Calves can be sold as young as a week old. The baby female calves are kept in pens until they’re old enough to give milk or sold for meat. The baby male calves are often sold right away to veal producers where they are kept confined in crates…