I feel you. I quit drinking cow’s milk because of witnessing those awful scenes. It wasn’t an instant thing quitting the rest of it, but a longer journey I’m glad I made. I don’t ever preach to people about their dietary choices, ever. Good Luck. 

Gravity and lying.

Kim’s twins: Gary and The Region West.

This week’s episode is live from Lake Creepbegone, where women are finally left in peace and the lying grabby host is banished to the wilderness.

Is hair shaming bad, akin to body shaming? Because I want to hair shame that Logan Paul goof in the worst way. His hair is less pre-brat Justin Bieber cute and more Peter Brady in his “Silver Platters” era. I don’t feel bad. Not at all.

Cows are not as dumb as people think, they better have a good capture plan. My college roommate’s dad had dairy cows on his farm and he would remove the calves from their mothers within 24 hours after birth so the milk was available right away (this is typical). Those mom cows would try an hide their babies, push them…

She was pretty funny on The Middle as Axel’s girlfriend’s rich mom. Gregory Harrison surfaced as the rich dad and yowza, he is still so handsome. Holy wow, I just looked him up, he’s 67 ffs, he must be an alien.

I did not expect Dunkirk to stick with me like it did, it was like any war movie I’ve ever seen. The whole time watching I was tense, it really immerses a viewer into the confusion and terror of battle. You sometimes couldn’t tell characters apart, it was dark and noisy in scenes and you couldn’t make out who was in…

The talent portion of this pageant is a snoozer. One camel after another, all belting out “My humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps.”

Ugh, I hope Frank’s ghost kicks him in the balls.

Yeah he’s a tool. The first thing that popped into my head is that he’d never do a Vegas residency because it’d be harder to fuck around and get away with it.

We all have an Uncle Gary. Ours lives in the White House.

I say we dorks take to the streets and whack the cool kids with our band instruments while pelting out Castle on the Hill. Dorkmarch18!

It’s weird all the free passes that little whiny brat Bieber gets while any mention of Sheeran results in a relentless mock-a-thon. Sheeran is a goon and his music popular but doesn’t seem like a jerk. Bieber, on the other hand, reminds me of Scott Disick’s little brother with a guitar and baby boy voice. It’s a…

If dumdum blog princess can use passive aggressive ageism throughout her whiny tantrum protest posts then I feel emboldened and justified in calling her a spoiled brat who lacks grit and is probably exhausting to be around.

Keeping it regional, the next child if it’s a boy will be Gary.

Keeping it regional, the next child if it’s a boy will be Gary.

I hope someone beats him about the face and neck with his Match Game mic. He’s a tool (and side note: he’s also no Gene Rayburn, he sucks on that show)

I say it’s time to restart that magic.

I am so sorry you went through that and so glad you’re doing better. My brother is farther out from his surgery and the lingering issue is chroni colon blow. It’s better but still sucks.