Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

More like back in time to make a playoff game losing fumble (not that I’m a jaded or bitter Vikings fan..)

If this trend holds, I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. Everyone is going to be so sad.

Dude looks like a pile of ham with a personality disorder.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

I think we all remember when the Wildboyz wore the ant mitten. This guy is way behind the times.

She probably pegged him and he was thrown into such convulsions that he refucked up his back some how. J.J. Watt doesn’t do anything halfway.

“Will Donald Trump’s performance tonight allow white people to keep pretending he can possibly be president?”

Poor Schiano.

Ever play “beerksi”? It probably has another name, but one of my friends here introduced me to it a year or two ago.

Two PVC pipes in the ground about ~60 feet away or so (maybe 90, I don’t know) and you put an empty beer bottle on the top of each. You have a teammate on the other side of the pipe with you and you…

Shades of Running Man.

Don’t watch the NFL if you can’t stomach graphic violence.

And get Dorne to pay for it?

I actually laughed out loud when he said that (even though nothing he says is funny). If there is anything people know about Iraq, it’s that there is oil there. It is like saying “Lots of people don’t know this, but there are a lot of mummies in Egypt.”

No NFL 2k5 so this list is invalid a

Pretty sure the last letter writer is one couple’s fetish. They just follow him around and fuck. It’s like Crash, but instead of car accidents, it’s a middle-aged Floridian.

They could just send him to New Mexico and he may not know the difference.

My assumption when clicking this article was that he was traded to Cleveland or something.

Yeah, this is idiotic. Everyone knows you can’t get a dick-growing pill from a pediatrician. You get them from ads on PornHub.