Should have loaned it to Vettel.

I grew up in the tropics. Everything I learned about chimneys, and chimney sweeps, I learned from Mary Poppins and the night before Christmas. But I think this guy is here to service her flue. 

Would you prefer, I dunno.... a Burger King bathroom? ;)

This checks out.

It does seem like Elon needs to do a bit of belt-tightening across the board.

Be a better “Ally”. What an odd choice for a byline. 

I’m glad you can finally comment on them, at least. Before they were just phantom videos that appeared on the main page and you couldn’t discuss them at all!

Going to be honest, not a fan of the sudden influx of video “articles”.

Ford Lil’ Sebastian

If it’s about laying off the insanity peppers, I’m way ahead of you. 

Or, alternatively, Buckingham Phallus. 

How I prefer my Black & Gold.

Every one of these posts seems to have people on it like “why should we bother rebuilding, just donate all that money.” Good grief, art is WORTH SOMETHING. Notre Dame is a centuries-old wonder of art and architecture. How the fuck is that NOT worth repairing? You’re allowed to help the poor *while* supporting artistic…

Take your star as I try to get that song out of my head.

That’s Pam’s Restaurant. I hear the meals aren’t very filling but they are extremely messy.

I thought it was for condoms

So Hickenlooper, Is that a... stupid name?

Go fuck yourself. That’s Don fucking Cherry. You suck. 

Cow tipping? 15%, unless the service was exceptional.