Talk calmly and firmly to it

Only if it was built in 1938.

BLUE BOOK WHITE MAN LIES I RENOUNCE

Live and learn, I suppose.  Evidently I’m pretty clearly in the wrong here, so I’ll be quiet.  I guess my general “avoid the internet” Sunday routine failed me this time, or I successfully scrolled past the previous F1 recaps.  Apologies for complaining, I just thought I’d have a lot of people in agreement with me,…

ah..don’t be bought so easily. I’m sure it’s always easier for you to give advice from the sidelines, especially when what happened benefited you greatly. it’s also easy to be calm and collected once you have nothing else on the line, no pressure. Flip the table around and we’ll see how cool he’ll be about it then.…

But back then, safe sex meant locking the VAN door.

Goddamn flyboys!  I WANT SOME BUTTS YOU HEAR ME!

It was there, but you didn’t see it....because....well......

Real American Hero. NEEEEEEOOOOOW

Good for you for helping him and good for him for realising there’s more than one way to make a woman happy by putting something warm inside her.

True!

They were they only ones on the lot.

CORINTH IS FAMOUS FOR ITS LEATHER!

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

Hey Salty,

If we had giant red baboon’s ass for a grille, you could never park in a zoo’s lot.

Not at all. I still don't care what Jim Carrey thinks. But impotently sharing my miserable opinions with the world? Oh, I'm all about that shit!

I watched Seinfeld’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee on Crackle as they came out, but my wife just started when they went to Netflix and I often rewatch with her.

+1 for Infant Sorrow