Mary Ann 8 days out of the week. 

You: “Your argument like all the others who’ve come at me is built on the supposition that all elderly are invalids.”

“You seem to want to judge me for not wanting to put my parents in house prison.”

Cool, them some driver in a hurry shows up in a truck too high to get into, or sedan too low to get out of. You’re hiring a ride with Uber, not a specific vehicle or help getting in and out. That’s not even considering what they do once they get to their destination.

“Traditionally, Japanese buns look like a proper bun should.”

“I do not want to develop any sort of emotional attachment to anything I am eating.”

Po Po platter. 

Cool. Who diagrams things for you at home?

He’s going to need a new sign.

Gotta jimmy up before sticking it in the buns.

Not me. And by that I mean it never stops. 

This guy gets it.

“The reason is nobody knows how to use that wiggly stick thing in the middle anymore.”

Now you’re just goading him on. 

Dirty Mike and the boys are at it again. 

As you break out a bottle of mustard colored lube a la The Ladies Man.

“... you must have many different words for rust. Can we get a glossary?“

I vaguely recall Michael Anthony with a JD designed bass. 

“You forgot the most important question of all:

Is that $3 to fly deal still going on?