Oh, so an ice cream van. 

So what you are saying is that he’s going to put a washing machine in his make believe van?

How exactly are you using your dryer and a van?

“I know that taking the keys to the car in the canoe with me is just a recipe for a few moments of panic as they plop overboard out of a poorly-engineered pocket and then a miserable evening as I wish, hard, I had a time machine.”

If it’s under two fitty, that means you can pay for mine too! I like the way you think. 

Wow that’s a lot of determination on your part! I would have been less motivated and just have waited for the firestones to explode and sift through the wreckage.

DT, nice job!

Plus with the shitbox transit van, add a magnetic decal for a utility company and an orange cone. Instant free parking. 

In that case, hold out for the EX-CL. Corinth is known for their leather. 

I think it’s mandatory in the Bronx.

Love the (hopefully) new series with plane reviews! Next up - Cherokee six loaded with either a piano or a couple of coffins. Or both. Those things are flying Suburbans.

Before it died, was it consuming / losing significant amounts of motor oil?

“These are common among European cars, and their aim is to improve light-output and reduce glare, as mentioned in the incredibly exciting headlamp cleaner regulation document by the Economic Commission for Europe. Here are some key quotes from that regulation:”

“The power kneeling system, drops the vehicle lower so that the angle of the ramp to get into the car is less steep. It can be disengaged if we are parked near a sidewalk or something.”

Do you foresee daily carbon footprint diary entries in “Diary of Bridget Jones IX?”

I don’t have anything to add except you have a great, perhaps hearty, username.

Add some peanut butter. 

Attachment points are too low. 

Would be too difficult to read with an erection. 

I remember the Wendy’s salad buffet, but don’t recall it’s name. Superbar doesn’t ring a bell.