I played NCAA football 14 for 4 hours... just yesterday! what the fuck am i doing with my life?!? i’m 33! i feel like at least operating off of a more recent version would make it seem less pathetic.

For me it was about racking up some good stats. I wanted every award at the end of the season to go to one of my guys. Heisman, Maxwell, Groza, Bednarik. You name it my boys were winning it. I originally played on 7-minute quarters but eventually eased it down to 6. 5-minute quarters just didn’t feel like enough.

Yes I would absolutely play that if they had the team logos/stadiums. In Dynasty Mode, it was randomized players after a few years, anyway. I just want a PS4 version of the game and I’ll be good to go!

I must say, it’s incredibly impressive that you can play an actual difficulty level on a video game. How can you contain your own greatness day-to-day?

I remember a time before roster downloads when I would painstakingly enter every single player name into the game from each team’s roster.

Never understood why they wouldn’t just come out with all generic rosters. Leave in the roster editor and let your customers do all the dirty work.

Pretty much the only reason I still have my XBox 360 is just so I can play NCAA 14. It is a great game, and once they made recruiting less time consuming, it is fun to play. Hope they are able to bring it back.

I actually loved these games more than Madden. I hope they make a comeback.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford ‘em.

no, she’s saying ‘it was fine when i did it last year, but now i find it annoying’

My internet addiction has made reading more difficult. I admit I have a problem.

You can just see him writing it, can’t you? “God, this is good stuff. This will land me a spot at the Kenyon Writers Workshop for sure.”

This is a guy that enjoys the smell of his own farts.

I don’t even know how to read.

Not sure how ‘diversity’ in reading can be achieved by purposefully refusing to read huge swaths of material because of the color of the skin of the writer (where that can be determined), but so be it. But if you really want to be “brave” and “cool”, maybe resolve to not get on buses driven by white male drivers, or…

Wait I know this one! They run into a vegan, right?

A crossfitter, and atheist, and a feminist who only reads books by non white-cis-male authors walks into a bar...

I love the Gawkerverse, but any time that love starts to blind me to the fact that the staff is almost totally made up of Brooklyn-by-way-of-the-Midwest hipsters who only like things when they’re “obscure” and never quite got out of the middle school habit of hating everything on principle, they make sure to remind me.

Re these people: must be nice to be unemployed and not in school.

I’m boycotting all cis, straight, white male authors until George R.R. Martin releases his next book. That’ll show ‘em!