They tried to do something about the cheating but that suspension got lifted. Sean Payton got a year suspension for the headhunting thing when he claims he never knew anything about it and there is no evidence towards him knowing about it. The patriots cheat in a playoff game and Belichick used the exact same defense…

Now THAT is doing your job. Well played!

the NFL’s business model is no longer sport, it is sport’s narrative. Makes sense considering as a sport, it is trash anyway.

Killin’ me! “Sully and Murph”

Haught taaaaaaaaake

A lot of the defense for the Pats has been “If they cheated, then explain why they won so much.” It doesn’t make sense ... much like my first paragraph.

In the realm of Belichick, it’s not extremely dry football talk or dismissive answers, so it counts

Seems legit

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

Yes truly I am a massive talent, honed through the oppression I’ve experienced as a middle class white woman. I accept this honor not for me, but for all the pumpkin spice lattes and yoga pants that bravely sacrificed themselves for my cause.

To be fair, my comment-writing career was going nowhere as Chad Waspington III.

Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.

The worst part is I actually loved Major Payne. It’s one of the few dumb comedies I actually like seeing on TV late at night.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.

Goodell would have suspended him for two weeks for this - no, wait, four. Or eight. Or not at all, because there’s no precedent for punishing him. Wait, he’s on video? Lifetime ban.

yeah, this is some Andy Kaufman-level shit going on right here.

This is awesome.

Have you ever played tennis??

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.