You offer gun buy back

Go play in traffic, dipshit. The original comment alludes to the idea that “more guns” have led to rises in crime & murder. It’s false. But hey, no burden of proof needed! Just believe the nonsense, right? But my claim - oh, we need backup! We need stats! We need them provided! Eat my ass.

Wow. Do you even hear yourself? I really do enjoy this progressive argument for gun control. The same progressives who lambaste the misdeeds of police want to A - amend the constitution to make guns illegal, then confiscate over 250 million guns from previously-legal owners and then B - empower an “effective law…

Gun crime is on a precipitous decline, while gun laws have been liberalized and people are buying more than ever. Look up the stats. You’re being sarcastic but you’re right.

Yeah, and all those amendments that ensure the right to due process, freedom of association, and freedom of speech were also authored by people okay with slavery. Better ban those as well, since they also don’t translate to 2015 America.

That argument always makes me cringe. Who would enforce the ban? And once in place, who would actually abide by the new law? I bet people who pose no danger and are law abiding citizens would turn in their guns, but would gang members, drug dealers, criminals, mentally disturbed and anti-authoritarian individuals be…

Stop. I’m not a gun advocate, but this is the type of response that shuts down any type of discussion just as fast as “BUT IT’S IN THE CONSTITUTION”.

Funny, my dad used to tell me the exact same thing. Until that fateful night when I was 9 and he went to buy some “daddy juice” and never came back. Come to think of it, he kinda looked just like yo... :/

The guy on the Segway accomplished something his competitors couldn’t: Testing negative for HGH.

How can you tell a vegan?

Kind of churlish bitch, if you ask me. Ungrateful as hell and seems to think she the prize pig.

I stand by the joke. If this were Cracked or Reddit, it’d probably have as many downvotes as upvotes and be marked “controversial”, but I am not going to back down off it.

This is more confusing than Shade Court. /s

Like Jessie claiming a right-to-work state has ANYTHING to do with getting breaks or not. FYI: Right-to-work means you can opt to not join, or have to pay dues to, a union.

If/when I ever open my own place there’ll be a rule that says we simply won’t serve people like that. If you claim to be either allergic or opposed to most food groups (including ones that it’s not possible to be allergic to) then you need to prepare your own food or hire a personal chef. The whole point of a…

Yeah, but to be fair to american cops...Canadian criminals apologize for the crime they commit and merrily go to prison. Where on the other hand, Americans throw temper tantrums while they are getting arrested and are verbally and/or physically abusive. .

“When someone describes themselves as a taxpayer, they’re about to be an asshole.”

TIL that undercover cops in Canada go undercover at Starbucks.

I wanted to smack that guy on the nose like the dogs we owned when I was a kid and say “NO, BAD MAN! HER FOOD! HER FOOD!” While moving the desert back across the table to her. I expect it would end with me locking him in a closet while the wife ate her desert.

I am, at this very moment, enjoying some outdoor Wi-Fi in Seattle and reading this BCO before I head off to work (8 AM Pacific posting time, YEAH!)

I just experienced a homeless person looking at me like I was crazy because I cackled like a madman at that Seventeen/steakhouse joke.

Congratulations, Colin. You wrote a…