"Please."

Being forced to hang out with the couple with the dud is hell. My girlfriend tried to make us into "couples friends" with one of her coworkers and her boyfriend. The guy didn't care for sports, had no opinions on movies or tv, "drank" only wine, and only one glass a night (drinking for your health? YOU GO STRAIGHT TO…

No way, Jeremy. Famous people can't crash on my couch anymore because of fucking Billy Joel ruining it for everyone.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Either fine with me.

What's the point of winning a football game if you are gonna die anyway right? Existence is meaningless.

That's how I remember life before children. Take me with you.

All correct he is also a search and rescue pilot for the UK coastguard.

In America, we pick our families to worship a better way: the sizes of their asses and whether of not we watched the sex tape of the hottest family member

I know this is somewhat tongue in cheek, but Billy has done far, far more than KK will in her worthless, vapid, callipygian life.

America's Prince is not impressed by your "royalty," UK.

that bear's yellow imo

Well, I sure wouldn't want to fight a gator sober.

They'll ruin your fucking life. Give you that WWI death.

Hate you.

He knew the animal should be tested for rabies, so he grabbed a crescent wrench with the aim of subduing it.

The NBA sucks for a litany of reasons. Overlooking the pitter-patter of huge feet is one of them.

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

Somebody called an end around, I see.