Tim Howard robotically, yet awesomely mows the league like a lawn and counts every blade of grass.

We must identify and exterminate any sources of joy from our beloved game.

He claims to hate Arsenal, but he just stole their “At least we play beautiful soccer” excuse word for word.

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

But are you really ready for some football?

How much do you think this car costs?

It leans more towards the $80,000 bracket.

Cheryl, are you high right now? Because that’s not a real thing.

Here’s what I found on the web for gorilla masks.

So much gold in this:

Yup, we actually own one of these 107 cars. It came from Volvo Village of Danvers, MA with a old Moody Blues concert stub in the back. Ours is number 60 out of 107 (each car represented a win during the BoSox regular season, so ours was a boring 3-2 victory over the Mets). The previous owner was a Volvo mechanic from…

So you are saying that Germans are just like us?

CP, but I would most assuredly NOT want a Chrysler Sebring.

I heard that!

Whaddaya think’s in the Subway?

Can we please stop with this horseshit?

Gawker Gizmodo Media Makes Completely Meaningless Ethical Stand

if baron is over 8, there were no state laws being violated as it was mentioned he was 6 months over the minimum. If your going to critique, at least be accurate. A recommendation is not a requirement.

He hit them with the Hand of God.

My man!

I’m starting to think, Billy, that you’re writing some fantastic satire when it comes to soccer lately.

Awesome! I look forward to seeing all seven of these sold in the US parked along Main in Greenwich, CT, next to all of the E63 wagons.

Don’t use lean meat.

I’m not sure what they put on the exterior - if it’s a rain screen system or not - but if it is, those systems can be buggers for a while after install because they function on a net zero (as I’ve always called it) pressure system and sometimes the design and install can be a bit funky, particularly when the square…