@durex

I came here to say the same thing. Four years of pent up working as an elite athelete for no pay, so he has to cash in. The spectacle of Goff whoring himself like this on draft day is 100% on the NCAA. Do not buy THAT product.

I'm going to have a hobo trim my whiskers from now on so I can get the full Dollar Shave Club 4X experience.

Not as rich and full volumed as your hair would be with Pantene.

Can’t wait to see the couple dressed up as Custer’s Revenge.

How do you cosplay a plastic cartridge?

Meanwhile Patrick Redford can’t read a box score properly. Scroll down and read the Mike Trout story. But Deadspin would rather point out the Baltimore Orioles’ twitter feed (???) than fire their terrible nightly employee who writes false shit every day.

Because Deadspin is the arbiter of all morality, and they can claim their Prince references earlier today were more appropriate than the scope of the Baltimore Orioles’ twitter feed, without any justification.

Yeah, he has all that money he made from making video games anyway.

You’d think that the same team that acquired a buttload of picks for the #2 pick (RGIII) a few years ago would know better than to make this move.

How would you pay the women on the track team? Or would you just ignore Title IX?

I’m sorry that the Lightning have existed longer than your marriage did.

this is where you guys are fun... you pay both sides of the fence. This web site is CONSTANTLY criticizing the likes of Michael Irvin, Cris Carter, etc...

Naturally, the star of House Of Cards would gravitate to a franchise that has one good season for every three shitty seasons.

Scratchy: Ooh, [Drew Magary] is one outrageous dude.

“Instead of gathering sunshine from the field as an ever-advancing horde of zombies closes on your home, in Plants Vs. Zombies Heroes the zombies and plants.”

He’s actually scoring at historic rates this season. You have no idea what you’re talking about, which is not surprising if you get basketball analysis from Deadspin.

like your heart.

Theft from a rich person is still theft.

I actually find it more grotesque that people think it is OK to keep money you are not entitled to just because the person giving it to you is wealthy and a bad person. That’s not how it works.