Yeah, the taillights look like a cross between a Juke and a new Civic, and the door handle is in almost the same place as the Juke. This is totally a Juke. Although, since it’s a Toyota, I’m sure it doesn’t handle nearly as well.

How the Rockets became a disaster doesn’t matter as much as the fact that they are one, and nothing Tad Brown says can change that.

Amen! Every time you do something, you have a 50% chance of dying. Doing 2 things in one day is essentially guaranteeing your early demise. That’s why today I’ve only opened Deadspin and

Because it ... probably was? You should read articles before commenting on them!

Being a stuck up douche about a hot dog bun might be the most hilariously depressing thing I’ve seen today.

The really funny thing is that Marks now has five hours to make some much-needed moves before the trade deadline passes.

Supreme Overlord, we require more vespene gas!

What’s the big surprise? Every switch hitter is amphibious!!!1!

Yeo: “Rabbit Season!”

HA! Twitter tough guy: “I’m coming for you all if we lose.”

So your post is just racist stereotypes?

This guy is ultra pissed.

I will admit to often being confused as to why Deutsche Bank is playing United Arab Emirates airlines during soccer games.

Guess it will be expensive retro jerseys from Michell & Ness unfortunately. Great quality though.

+1 Maeby someone will get it

O her was so forgettable in that game, he started dating George Michael Bluth.

Ok, it wasn’t mentioned at all on the other article either, but was it just me and my sister who seriously couldn’t hear anything? I wouldn’t know if she repeatedly said “negro” or not, because I couldn’t hear a damn word anyone was singing.

I like to imagine Stan Van Gundy running Pistons practice and being like, “All right everyone, we’re going to work on fundamentals. I want to see really crisp bounce passes and good form on your set shot today. Whoa whoa whoa, not you Andre. I need you spending the next four hours working on some sweet-ass dunks.”

Remember Malcolm Gladwell’s prediction that Vivek Ranadive will be a great owner?