As soon as their QB guru head coach, who molded Andrew Luck in college, salvaged Alex Smith, and keeps the Michigan QBs conscious, gets shoved out the door, their QB turns into Chuck Knoblauch? Ya don’t say!

lol

“Awesome! You can barely see our participation in massive mortgage fraud-related activities during the bubble years!”

My advice; a Magic Eraser

No, you are incorrect.

It’s funny, in my profile, I see responses and all I see is the first line. So yours was just “do no evil”. I was going to reply “lol”. But you beat me to it. Well said.

I would have went with something that better described the rivalry, like FiCTionaL.

Tom Servo: “Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest! But I’m *not* an alien!”

Ty Lawson is an incredibly talented basketball player that a lot of casual NBA fans are unaware of because he played for the goddamn Nuggets.

I hope he can get right so he doesn’t throw all of the talent away. No snark here. Just sadness.

The statistics looks great out of context. But 37 points on 37 shots is inefficient, especially for him. He’s usually among the top players in the league in PER. It’s arguably his greatest value. But tonight his value was being the only guy who could do a whole lot because they have no other tested ball handler and…

The headline is that a marketing firm owns the right to tell the Brazil national team which players it must use in national team games. The article says exactly that. I don’t see what’s remotely confusing here, you’re just trying to justify the existence of this arrangement.

You know, Pearl Forrester has done a terrible job running this place. I mean she took over in 1999 and hasn’t even gotten the place a U like she promished.

I never understood why the Starbuck’s system is viewed as being so difficult for some, and others will STAND THEIR GROUND about not using it. We had TONS of people coming in going “I JUST WANT A REGULAR CUP OF COFFEE!!!! NONE OF THIS TALL/GRANDE LATTE BULLSHIT!!! CAN YOU JUST GET ME A REGULAR CUP OF COFFEE, NOW!!!!!!”

They’re tightly focused, platform-neutral, free and not tied to schedules. They’re perfect for commuters.

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

I look forward to the documentary’s highly shocking revelation that FIFA is an extremely corrupt organization, several FIFA employees may be on the take and the workers of Qatar are effectively enslaved.

Ironic, non-boxer and writer Drew Magary criticized Mayweather as a boxer today but I guess he’s qualified to do that.

Who’s disgusting chin is this?

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”