When you're hitting almost 60% of your 3s, what's awful is *not* taking them.

"Here's where things get fun. First, the author goes to CAPS for the first time. Get ready for MORE caps later."

The Ness is great, but my preference is for the Edmund Fitgerald porter. That's stuff's awesome.

The real author of this goal.

So it just looks like a Wes Anderson movie.

"Old Man Tim Cahill Still Scoring Bonkers Goals Like This Bicycle Kick Despite Playing in Corrupt, Inferior, and Pointless League That Should Not Exist and No One Should Ever Watch. Ever."

Alum here, don't see it as validation of Paterno. He was at the helm, he bears blame. What this validates is that the NCAA overstepped, that it reached too far in punishing the university. The NCAA tried to paint the picture that this was all orchestrated and every one is Happy Valley was in on it and therefore had to…

No. I don't watch college hockey. I'm assuming you also haven't been punched right in the nose unexpectedly.

Is it just me, or is this the most Gawker Media of things to include here? It just seems so forced. Like, the initial read-through of this posting by your editor resulted in a, "hey, this is good, but can we make sure there's a little bit of Whitey-stealing-from-POC in this discussion of music in SoA?"

Save that shit for someone else, this man was the classiest guy to every step on the ice

The Simpson's don't say Fuck.

Gratuitous and baseless Thatcher shot. She did not get down with the anti-semites. Her family took in an Austrian Jewish refugee in 1938 and raised money to help her reunite with the rest of her family in Argentina. Her Parliamentary district had one of the largest Jewish populations in the country. She appointed 5…

That's a good burn.

Yea but he's a popular sports commentator, so everyone at Deadspin is obligated to hate him.

Just like how it was more exciting to play 5 lap races in Nascar/Gran Turismo/Forza games compared to a realistic 2-24 hour race. Despite my love for soccer, plenty of footy games turn into a bore and something I wouldn't want to play on a video game (same is true for the failure of MLB games in the mainstream...sure…

What makes it worse is that it's not a grammatical error. "Data" is the plural of "datum", so "Data don't" is correct.

"Our economy's based on Lebron James" ?

"Clear" does not mean "obvious", you simple-minded Mike-Pereira

Being a "bro:" Its not just for dudes anymore.

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