Luckily I haven't seen the Rest Mode issue yet (thank god, because I use the Rest feature all the time).

Dear Adrian Peterson's Legal Council,

I'm trying to figure out what the Cowboys have to do with Gotham and or the Dark Knight.

I would watch Around the Horn more if it had this kind of interesting discussion instead of yelling and trying to sound good at the same time.

Man these pending approval images are nightmarish.

A sad thing about the coaches' helmet rule is that the ones they wear wouldn't have done anything for Coolbaugh, who was hit below the ear. They need ear flaps.

no John Wall either, thank God!

The key to sneaking in appears to be wearing a suit and telling security you are there for an important meeting.

This is comical, sans any of the actual comedic value.

nah, but you can find "tribal" tramp stamps everywhere.... i've seen plenty of them in Hong Kong, China, and in larger Japanese cities like Osaka and Tokyo.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?!

If this is what you need to do to get a sense of achievement, you seriously need to rethink your life.

Great tribute, and the kind of thing that makes you want to be a better person to people in your own life, which is a legacy as admirable as all the things Gwynn did on the field.

Thanks for taking time to share it. I'm sure it took a while to put this together and you wanted to get it all just right. All the comments…

This was fantastic, and perhaps the least cynical thing I've read on Deadspin in a long time (damn you).

A severe lack of JRPG's all day, but otherwise a good day.

I almost find it funny (odd) that Todd Kalas thought of Don Zimmer as a grandpa figure, not only because Todd's father Harry was only 6 or 7 years younger than Zim, but because a great deal of people here in the Delaware Valley considered Harry Kalas to be a grandfatherly figure, and we definitely took it hard when he…

He's a great coach who will never get the credit he deserves. Plain and simple.

Then you would have gotten a real kick out of the line that used to back-up at the Chickie's & Pete's location in Citizen Bank Park (Phillies stadium). I had season tickets that overlooked the line for a few years (only go to 15 games, but I'm sure the other 65 a year were no different).

Seconded. My grandmother prepaid and pre-arranged everything, and even if she didn't save money, it saved her family from making any decisions or spending their own money on the services etc while grieving. When she passed, everything was already settled and set up, which took a lot of stress off her children and…

Timothy, can you imagine if our greatest athletes all played soccer from the beginning? How would we not win the World Cup? Can you imagine Iverson, Westbrook, Barry Sanders, Jordan, etc. raised in a soccer mad environment and dedicating all their athletic talents to that sport only?

The night I saw this when it first aired, I was like 20, and I laughed so hard at Norm crashing this interview that I couldn't fall asleep. Chairman of the Bored: I was just dying.