Personally, I slather on gobs of the stuff, and there are days (occasional days, that is - I'm not suicidal) that it's possible that it would show up as a component of my blood, but I think the answer is "no." You don't have to mainline mayonnaise to like it!

A skag based ski competition would of been a much better ending to the game.

I actually stopped playing Borderlands 2 shortly after finally getting to ride around in vehicles, because I got spoiled on the fates of the characters from the previous game, but I have to agree with you on one note:

Exactly. Or if my Dad was asked to not go hunting. I know him well and I guarantee you his response would be along the lines of, "I know how to respect guns, and the sanctity of life" and "if I had been at Sandy Hook with my gun I could guarantee you not one person would have been hurt. Or maybe even some of them…

Neither. They did it because someone used heads that were out of commission. Whether those heads had been properly labeled is not clear based on where you're reading on it. It was punishment, not initiation. Terrible, stupid, clearly over the line punishment, but punishment nonetheless.

Never seen anyone willing to do this over a DS.
PSP > DS
Just saying.

Fickle is the word for this knife wielding bitch.

You've clearly thought this through before. I have both fear and admiration for you.

Coming home covered in glitter is an act of domestic terrorism.

Yep, I was in the grocery store one day and the lady in front of me (wrangling an older baby) had gotten the store brand versions of a few things. Safe bet, right? They're cheaper!

EBT (Electronic Benefit Transfer) is welfare checks, basically, but on a debit card. Food stamps are also issued on debit cards, through SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistant Program).

Groupon sold counterfeit Oral B electric toothbrush heads. Should have known because it was so cheap. Pathetic.

STEAMED PORK BUNS!!!!!!!

So one can surmise that the trainers at Core: Club make marshmallows after their shifts.

That's why there's a chest-mounted linear actuator.

Robo-Jesus was disassembled for us, and took with him all of our voided warranties.

Nay. Those plebes should eat from the floor.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

We can make it up by selling steam cards!

Then just wheel the pennies down to the local supermarket: