No fair, you clearly had a food stylist come in to make it better than what the average home user would get.

I usually go for nipple clamps myself... wait what are we talking about?

I wonder if this ties into the issue JC Penny had last year? Their new CEO, who worked on designing apple stores if I recall, starts a new policy of "no more sales" and every price would just be naturally low. Had a huge ad campaign for it, used Ellen, all that stuff. The only problem was that the consumers had the…

I thought their one true god was Tesla?

Other than a slight tweak to the quantities I think that is either a zinger or a bee's knees cocktail. Though you could also throw out the honey and use barenjager.

But what if I were to spear it with the fork, pick the whole piece up, and then eat it like a human rather than some half man half machine who has to clean his hands by running them through the dishwasher?

Who says you can't? Lettuce wraps are not the worst thing for you, plus low carbing it probably is good too.

There is only one person I know who has pizza bones, she used to be my boss, and I just threw up a little in my mouth at the thought of eating something she touched.

I think it depends on the thickness of the 'boli, if it is the kind where it is wider and flat, then handheld, but if it is one of those massive fuckers that probably is just warm in the center, you probably need a fork and a knife.

But, unless they are also people who eat with a fork and knife, would you want to put their pizza bones in your mouth?

I kind of feel the same way about people who don't eat the crust on pizza, this isn't ribs, you should not have a pile of pizza bones.

What about Stromboli?

That is weird how I have a void for that shooting, I can't recall anything about it. I have a feeling local news did not pick up the story.

Oh my, well LBC is LA so at least you have that going for you. But Irvine... even though, I think, they are a segment of blue in election maps, their politics still run red.

Oh, I want to play... you work in Newport Beach and live in Santa Ana?

You can do that too, but if you don't have one handy or have those little ones, then you will need to make do with what you have in front of you.

Coffee might not be the best option for this if you are looking to unwind, are you opposed to peppermint and chamomile? Aside from the calming it is also good for your digestive system.

"Over the Brain-bow"

I know I am probably going to catch shit for this from some people, but with beef sandwiches I usually use arugula since the bite goes well with the richness of the beef.

That's the same for me where I don't like green ones because they have an overwhelming grassy flavor and nothing else. There is an old Wealshman that is at my gym who constantly talks about all the things he won't eat and he notes that his aunt was allergic to peppers and would faint at the sight of them. To me that…