I stole one of my favorite quotes from her “I’m not passive aggressive, I’m aggressive aggressive”

I want to see a drag queen adapt her look and persona and I want her name to be Barb Icide.

I cannot WAIT to see this. The world needs Tabatha Coffey now. Still one of my favorite lines in television history in response to a snooty hair dresser asking what her cigarette schedule was:

Up until this second I did not realize how very much I have missed Tabitha and her ruthless ways.

I sincerely want her to yell at me!!!!

YES.

Wow. Sex trafficking, I hadn’t thought of his behavior that way. Good.

Happy Birthday to you! And to me! Scorpio power!

Today is my birthday, and I’m pretty chill about the fact that it is shared with this event. 🎉

Good.

They just don’t care.

Well, to be fair witches are real (I’ve met them, they’re cool and they’ve led our Wiccan ceremonies) but when they were hunted i dare say the reason and consequence could not have been more different than now. Did I mention my favorite Wiccan priestess was threatened (and her newborn baby’s life was threatened) by…

We need cooperatively owned strip clubs so the dancers are the owners, and if/when they move on they can cash out and pass the opportunity on to someone else. It’s not rocket science - it’s managing the basics of a strip club, and I’m sure they’re are many experienced dancers who can do the books, order the booze,…

Instead of being metaphorical herpes from which we all suffer.

I hope his administration gets herpes.

I grew up on the border. I remember when the Bush administration put up the fence all those years ago. I would pass by it literally every day until I moved away. I see it every time I go home. I hate that fence. I hate it so much. The idea of a border wall is infuriating to me. It creates in me an anger like little…

They’re fun and silly, the writing is a train wreck, but all is forgiven for the sake of the dancing. I didn’t expect to enjoy any of it at all, but HOOO BOY.

Jane usually advises people not to tell their spouses about their infidelity and I always disagree. So much of what she says is on point, but this particular strain of advice feels like it’s coming from a 1970s advice column written by a man with a mustache and a collection of diecast model Mustangs.

I unfollowed so many people that the algorithms only show about 15 posts every day and there’s nothing to look at when I’m pooping or hiding from my kids. 😂