Not Another Matrix Ripoff

He truly does know nothing.

They did say they’re gonna be on an island with limited wifi during the finale, so get ready for more garbage!

What are the odds that Euron survives his exploding ship, so he can have his deathmatch with Jaime, then he can get to Cersei just in time so they can die together?

Game of Thrones

They’re TV writers, so sadly they’re gonna TV write.

Meh, Euron was trash (entertaining at times, but still), so wasn’t hard to pick who to root for.

The A.V. Club

Some people want their free sub.

People always be missing the point if it supports their confirmation biases.

I enjoyed Clegane-Bowl, right until Zombie Mountain somehow survived a brain stab. There were far better ways to get The Hound to throw himself off the tower to kill his brother, but......this was not one of them.

This assumes Cersei made wise decisions....

Speaking of the conclusion, this episode specifically, everything around Arya was turned to ash, except for her....and a white horse magically appeared/survived for her to ride away on. Unless she’s in purgatory, that plot armor be thick af.

Def heavy eye rolling this episode. Or like how they only seemed to capture Missandei out of the sea of hundreds of others.

Reminds me of the time I went to the movies to see Demolition Man with a bunch of friends, and one of them had seen it already. Then right before the preview started, blurts out fairly loudly: “Oh, Wesley Snipe gets frozen and has his head kicked off.”

Haven’t watched a movie like this in a long time. I got a little burnt out on wuxia period pieces, but this looks really good. And I really liked Hero and House of Flying Daggers.

After Cap said “Avengers....ASSEMBLE!”, they should’ve blasted Led Zepp’s Immigrant Song when they rushed into battle. I know that’s more suited for Thor/they already used it, but I feel like that would’ve totally been badass and I would’ve been 10 times more pumped! Still great though!

one of my favs:

A handful of successes do not make a rule. So we can’t apply this to every case. For every Ledger or Bale, there are countless failures. Will Smith as Deadshot, Leto as the Joker, Ryan Reynolds as GL (though I think he would’ve been a better Kyle Rayner), Topher Grace as Eddie Brock, almost everyone in F4 (any…

The question is, does John Cho have the same acting range as Heath Ledger? Just look at Ledger’s resume prior to TDK to make the correlation.