(obligatory comment asking you to excuse me for knowing this...although I know about this from reading jezebel so I guess there’s no shame)

Is it possible (in this day and age) to have *too much* ass? I legit don’t know...I have none, so I cannot speak on the subject, but I wonder...

I’m thinking that Blac Chyna’s (I can’t believe I just typed that) tattoo was in retaliation for Tyga (again, why?) getting a “Kylie” tattoo (why do I even know this? Jebus help me...)...

First line “baby lets go have rich sex.”

omg i was like “come on it cant be that bad” and then 2:21 happened and now i am dead inside

She’s the one the Kardashians tried and continue to try to emulate.

Jon Mayer’s wardrobe called and said yes I would like to have rich sex.

bewbs

hayden planettiere-ium

Sure, someone will put it up and a lot of people will check it out there. But for Adele specifically, I don’t think that’s going to cut into her sales any more than it would have already. Her fanbase loves her so much, most of ‘em actively want her to have their money.

SOMEONE GET ME ALL OF THESE THINGS THANKS.

Don’t people just listen to it on YouTube when you can’t stream it?

21 wasn’t on Spotify until a year after its release, same with Beyonce.

I love buying CDs still, I listen to them on my kitchen boombox and in my car, cause it’s a lot easier to change a CD one handed than it is to illegally search through my ipod for a new artist to listen to.

I am also possibly 70 years old.

That they were European doesn’t cause them to not be Muslim or be Muslim, that’s true enough. But as to the relevance, I disagree.

A really important fact that somehow doesn’t ever get mentioned is that as citizens of Visa Waiver Program countries, any French or German citizen who was a member of ISIS could show up at any airport in the US and as long as they weren’t on a terror watch list, they’d be let in as a tourist immediately with no real…

I like how we blame refugees for the actions of the people from whom they seek refuge. It’s a good look for us. There are no potential blowback scenarios in which those people 1) die or 2) are left without options and know they are unwelcome in the West, leading to 3) a spiral of radicalization.

“Most of the suspected paris attackers were European Nationals”

I find it quite fishy that a suicide bomber was carrying around his passport containing his real identity, and that said passport was left unharmed and legible after being on his person when he detonated the bomb. I can’t be the only one questioning that, right?

Bu-bu-bu-bu-but one had a Syrian passport! Refugees will kill us aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall! Saaaaaaaaaaaave meeeeeeeeeeeee!