That seems as normal as posing nude for Playboy on her father’s office desk. I don’t see what’s so odd about this.

Yes. Breasts are quite handy! Note: Carrying styles may very.

Yes, it is.

Here, me: I make the coaching motions with my noise mouth. The brain is where I live. I am crouched on the rim of the sun, observing humanity. I am the potato lotus, flowing. My beams are the beams of my teams, shining into their humanity from benches and boxes. Will I teach them the secrets of the trapezoid? I will…

He was going to announce it right after the game, but he didn’t want to upstage that dominating performance turned in by his city council, so he just went home, drank some Budweiser™, kissed his brand partner, drank some Budweiser™, had a chicken parm, and drank some Budweiser™.

The only usage of “thug move” will be as follows:

He looks just like Ted Cruz

And I thought we’d have to wait until Duke played in the first round of the NCAA tournament before we read about someone getting tripped up by an unranked opponent.

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?

No worries here, especially about backing up what I say (whatever the hell that means anyway) on a sports blog posting a gif of pro wrestling.

IT ISN’T? Oh god, my entire worldview has collapsed under the weight of this entirely novel and heretofore unexpressed observation. The only thing that might dull the sting of this terrible wound is watching my favorite documentary, Ghostbusters. Thank you, gentle friend, for disabusing me of the notion that…

You’re welcome. Anything I can do to help out a struggling egoholic.

This sucks, he was the whole reason I got turned back on to wrestling a couple years ago. The guy is a seriously talented entertainer, wish him nothing but the best.

Because of stories like Bryan’s 3 concussions in his first 5 months, all WWE Performance Center trainees now where special headgear.

Hey pudman69, I hope it gets better for you.

this is what people in most of Minnesota got

Absolutely! These “where’s the leadership???” takes would be doubly silly in Peyton’s case, seeing as he’s indisputably one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.

Again, finding it personally distasteful is fine. I do! But making more out of it than that is pretty weird, considering that whatever personal trait it demonstrates evidently did not stop Cam Newton from being the best player in the NFL this season and taking his team to the Super Bowl.