If you can’t figure out for yourself why a black woman would go to a Republican rally and read Citizen: An American Lyric by Claudia Rankine for an hour during this election, in plain view of cameras, I’m not sure there’s anything I could possibly say that you’d understand.

Calum Best/Brandi Glanville/Willis McGahee.

Obligatory.

The look on his face is THE BEST

AND he reached right across a whole other person to do it, as if the guy wasn’t even there!

I just watched the video over and over again for like the tenth time and holy shit do I love this woman.

This is the book she was reading, too:

Why is this not started more?

Seriously, all I could think was:

“....I don’t like getting picked on...”

My choices here are to listen to three people who all currently have major shows or movies coming out, or to one person who has not had a major film role in 20 years?

“Look *points to him* you want to be here, I *points to herself* am getting paid to be here. If Imma be here, I will catch up on my book. I would advise you to keep your hands to yourself before I...whoooo” *goes back to book*

This is what happens when you hire central casting to fill your rallies. This is background actor meets Trump supporter.

“Hey, pay attention, this is impo—...” “Touch me again, I’ll rip your fucking hand off and replace your tiny dick with it.”

I hope more than anything ever in my life that she was paid to be there. Not only because that means Trump has to pay people to make him look like he has diverse support but also because she was paid to give zero fucks and read her book. Can she start a book club? Can we pay her to sit and read during all the GOP…

<3 for this lady. A woman after my own heart - not rain, nor sleet, nor hail, nor bigoted idiots will keep me from my book.

That’s absolutely Citizen—that book is a few feet away on my shelf!

So much hidden humor!! Well, obviously, there’s the lady in question, who DGAF. But then there’s “Dude Throwing Shade at White Guy Reaching Around Him”:

One problem is the friggin audience. Most people seem to reject movies unless they are marketed in a way that confirms their basest stereotypes about the “other”.