Something is wrong with your keyboard.

He’s like the teachers on Charlie Brown. I’m surprised Superman’s texts aren’t accompanied by the sound effect “Wah Wahhh Wahhh Wahh Wa Wa Wahhh Wahh.”

I’m half surprised dude hasn’t deleted the post.

The guy is a racist douche-canoe?

The people with the banner seem like nice people.

I’m a Packers fan and I can’t believe these fuck-wits are claiming this interaction with Cam Newton ruined their day.

Does that help?

Two G’s you say? Yeah, I’d late hit Bridgewater for $2k.

I’m sure I’m not the only one who recalls the immortal Babar/Babbar conversation in “Fletch.”

This is a fantastic non-argument. Are we sure that TheNSA isn’t just Ken M?

I don’t know where you came from. I don’t know how long you’ve been here. But that, good sir/ma’am, is funny stuff.

Ken M, is that you?

Pictured: “Gregg” Jackson

That I’m still in the grays but you aren’t is proof that there is a god, and that he doesn’t give a shit if we’re happy or not.

Ken M?

So his name actuallly “Reggie”?

But he only has two “g”’s at the end.

Gggreg is even worse! I just made that guy up and I already hate him!

I can't decide if I want this to be a joke or not.

And deserving of much redicule. And if it were to be thrown away, I would say: “Good reddance!”