She doesn’t become foam in ocean but a “daughter of the air” on “a rosy cloud that floated through the aether” for 300 years before she can get to heaven; “the daughters of the air, although they do not possess an immortal soul, can, by their good deeds, procure one for themselves. We fly to warm countries, and cool…

A colleague’s son started at Alabama this year. I wondered why a kid from the Northeast would head there. But between the stories I hear, and the ones I see, it’s clear he was just too stupid to get into a school in the North. I’m sure he is in that crowd, with the guy with the Washington hat.

Once again, let’s accept that I am clueless and doddering. What is a racist fart noise?

“LSU ‘appalled’ at University of Alabama geography knowledge”

If you’re going to make a bad joke at least make it original. I saw signs like this years ago.

KKK?! Uh-oh, that’s NOT good...

“I’ve made some terrible decisions in life”

u mad?

I agree but as a west coast transplant in New Orleans “Geaux is not a word’ is pretty damn funny.

Alabama at game day: Leading the country in Sign w/o creativity since 1987

it’s the university of alabama...

winner winner chicken dinner

I don’t care who the 5-6 teams are, but to draw up “UMAD, BRO?” signs taunting teams that they’re outside the playoff in the first week of November is a whole special kind of stupid.

not terrible

This was not good.

Sometimes, if I’m not careful at my computer, I yank love onto my feet.

I think he hurt his back last year carrying Love all season.

Lebron denies any of this talk of a beef and has referred any reporters questions on the subject to his new spokesperson.

We touched dick tips and sang happy birthday to one another in the center of a circle of beeswax candles from sundown to sun up. So we’re good now.